The Good Luck Puppy
More Your Mommas
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.Your Momma sooo ugly, when she go to the beach the tide don't come in!
Your Momma so dirty, when she stand next to a building she look like an alley!
Your Momma so poor, she go to Mcdonalds to put a shake on layaway!
Your Momma so dumb, she called information to ask for the number to 911!
Your Momma so fat her belt size says "equator".
