2 Hot Zone Fun Stuff

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children?
A: When his wife got hot, he beat her with a shovel.

Q: Why don't they let government workers look out the window in the morning?
A: So they will have something to do in the afternoon.

A girl criticized my apartment so I knocked her flat.

The first civilian on the shuttle was an English teacher. Now she's history.