The Good Luck Puppy
Three Times?
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.An old man of 70 married a young girl of 18. When they got into bed the night after the wedding, he held up three fingers.
"Oh honey," said the young nymph, "Does that mean we're going to do it three times?"
"No," said the old man, "it means you can take your pick."
