The Good Luck Puppy
The Cremation
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he asked.
"He was ninety-eight," she answered softly. "Two years older than I am."
"Really?" the undertaker said.
"Hardly worth going home, wouldn't you say?"
