The Good Luck Puppy
Senior Driver
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.
Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I
just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280.
Please be careful!"
"Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"
