2 Hot Zone Fun Stuff

Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker.

They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children stood nearby.

Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children".
Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!"
Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time"?