2 Hot Zone Fun Stuff

1) If you go to your family reunion to pick up guys/women... You might be a Redneck.
2) If you have to bring up a can of paint to a water tower to defend your sister's honor... You might be a Redneck.
3) If you walk to school with your dad because you're in the same grade... You might be a Redneck.
4) If you smoke at your wedding... You might be a Redneck.
5) If your dog and wallet are both on a chain... You might be a Redneck.
And last but certainly not least,
6) If you see a sign that says "Say No to Crack" and it reminds you to pull your jeans up... You might be a Redneck.