Odd Wedding Gifts

100 facecloths
25 darning needles
any kind of keychain with something _way_ too big to fit in pocket or purse
bag of potting mix
box of legal size hanging file folders
bucket of sand
cat door
cellophane tape and staples
dairy for 1991
exquisitely wrapped house-brick
framed photo of Richard Nixon (signed "all the best for 73 - Rich")
globe
hat rack
his and hers dishwashing liquid.
map of West Brazil
mixer (for the non-cooking couple)
mobile
modern art sculpture (plastic one that resembled pile of poop)
nicely wrapped ream of photocopy paper
one shoe
receipt book
salad shooter (this one is a classic :-)
silver plated yo-yo (my sister got one of these)
spice rack
step ladder
towel/bathrobe with someone else's name on it.
towrope
triangular prism paperweight (we got one of these)