The Good Luck Puppy
Friend of the Groom?
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.An elderly woman rushed up the stairs to the church, late for the wedding. An usher asked to see her invitation.
"I don't have one," she said.
"Well then, are you a friend of the groom?"
"I should say not," snapped the woman, "I'm the bride's mother!"
