The Good Luck Puppy
The Rabid Neighbor!
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad.
I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will.
He said, "Will, will,... WHAT WILL? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite!!"
