2 Hot Zone Fun Stuff

Fingernail Clippers:
That's why we have teeth.

Makeup That is Tattooed on:
You might love that green eyeliner now, but what about when you're fifty?

Colored Elastics For Braces:
As if the braces didn't make your mouth stand out enough.

Inflatable Furniture:
Nothing boosts the ego more than sitting on a couch and popping it.

Crayons That Smell:
Oh, good, let's give kids another reason to eat them.

Fake Eyelashes:
You shouldn't be able to braid your eyelashes.

The Epilady:
Pulling hair out by the roots is masochistic.

Those Crocheted Kleenex Box Covers:
Kleenex does not get chilly.

Rubber Clothing:
Because you shouldn't bounce if you fall down the stairs.

Doggie Sweaters:
Fido is not Mr. Rogers, nor does he want to be Mr. Rogers.

Thong underwear:
Nothing leads to insanity faster than a perpetual wedgie.