The Good Luck Puppy
It's a Bummer to be an egg!
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.1) You only get laid once.
2) You only get eaten once.
3) It takes 7 minutes to get hard.
4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys.
5) The only one who'll sit on your face is your mother.
