The Good Luck Puppy
Constipation Remedy
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.
A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results. "Have you been taking them regularly?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," the grad said, "Shoving them up my ass!"
