The Good Luck Puppy
How did you know?
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.A guy goes into a supermarket and buys:
* one tin of beans
* one bag of chips
* one pack of burgers
* one tub of ice cream
* one cake
* one case of beer
* one pint of milk
He takes them over to the checkout, and the girl looks at what he has bought and asks if he is single.
The guy replies sarcastically, "Yes. However did you guess?"
The girl replies: "Simple...You are one ugly bastard!"
