The Good Luck Puppy
A Perfect Woman Is...
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.What's the definition of a perfect woman?
a) Three feet tall with a round hole for a mouth and a flat head so that you can put a pint of beer on it.
b) The sports model has pullback ears and her teeth fold in.
c) The economy model fucks all night and, at midnight, turns into a roast beef sandwich and a six pack.
