The Good Luck Puppy
A couple few one-liners to enjoy!
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.Q:What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
A: 45 lbs.
Q:What is the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?
A: 45 minutes.
Q: What is it when a man talks nasty to a woman?
A: Sexual harassment.
Q:What is it when a woman talks nasty to a man?
A: $3.99 a minute.
