The Good Luck Puppy
Constipated Polak
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later the Pole complained to the doctor that they didn't produce the desired results.
"Have you been taking them regulary?" the doctor asked.
"What do you think I've been doing," the Pole said, "Shoving them up my ass?"
