The Good Luck Puppy
The Absent Minded Doctor
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to write with it.
Realizing his mistake, he looked at the thermometer with annoyance and said...
"Well that's great, just great... some asshole's got my pen!"
