The Good Luck Puppy
Absentminded Doc!
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear.
He goes into a staff meeting to discuss the days activities, when a co-worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear?
In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, - "Damn, some asshole has my pen!"
