2 Hot Zone Fun Stuff

True story:
A friend's mom was driving in Canada. She was going through a park area. She sped up. Suddenly, she was pulled over by a park ranger. She decided to see if she could be cute and get herself out of a speeding ticket. When the officer apporached her car, she asked innocently,
"Gee, officer, did you pull me over to give me a ticket to the police men's ball?"

To that, he replied, "No ma'am. We're Rangers!
We don't have any balls!" He continued to write down some information.

It was all she could do to keep from bursting out laughing!
After about a half a minute, the ranger realised what he had said. He turned red, muttered, "Never mind," walked to his car, got in, and drove off.
Needless to say, it took her a few minutes to regain her countenance before she could beging driving again.