The Good Luck Puppy
Don't Mess With The I.R.S!
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.To: All Male U.S. Citizens
From: I.R.S. Service Center
Re: Notice of increase in tax payments
The only thing that the I.R.S. has not taxed yet is your penis. This is due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging around unemployed, 20% of the time it is pissed off, 30% of the time it is hard up and 10% of the time it is in the hole. On top of that, it has 2 dependants and they are both nuts.
Effective January 1, 1998 your penis will be taxed according to size.
------- The categories are as follows: -------
10 - 12 inches.......Luxury Tax $30.00
8 - 10...............Pole Tax $25.00
5 - 8................Privilege Tax $15.00
4 - 5................Nuisance Tax $3.00
Males exceeding 12" must file a capital gains return.
NOTE: Anyone under 4" is eligible for a refund.
PLEASE DO NOT ASK FOR AN EXTENSION!
Sincerely,
Pecker Checker
I.R.S
