The Good Luck Puppy
5 Good Reasons Not To...
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11.5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!
1. You're bald your entire life.
2. You have a hole in your head.
3. You live between two nuts.
4. An asshole lives behind you.
5. When you get excited, you throw up and then you faint.
