Blonde quickies 161-180

161.
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper

162.
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.

163.
Q: Why do blondes have legs?
A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground.
A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails.

164.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.

165.
Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
A: The Blonde!

166.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered.

167.
Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives?
A: They always forget the 11 in 9-1-1.

168.
Q: Did you hear about the blondes who froze to death at the Drive Inn Theater?
A: They went to see "Closed for the Season"

169.
Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'?
A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.'

170.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

171.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block.

172.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

173.
Q: What do you call 25 blondes on top of each other?
A: An air mattress.

174.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

175.
Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All...

176.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Frosted Flakes.

177.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles.

178.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.

179.
Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?
A: Last year's hide-and-seek champ.

180.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.