2 Hot Zone Fun Stuff

141.
Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ?
A: Someone left a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

142.
Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning.

143.
Q: Why do blonds have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box.

144.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.

145.
Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?
A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees.

146.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

147.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

148.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?
A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece.

149.
Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.

150.
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water.

151.
Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home.

152.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..."

153.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."

154.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian?
A: She kept having affairs with men!

155.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

156.
Q: How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
A: She threw it off a cliff.

157.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

158.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

159.
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
A: "Nice tits!"

160.
Q: How does a blonde high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.