The Good Luck Puppy
Dying Wives!
Submitted by 2hotzone on Mon, 2005-10-31 17:11."I was married 3 times" explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"
